The deck made it into the dream.
A co-founder's observation suggests the funding story has become muscle memory.
Back · BlackMy Co-founder Said I Pitch in My Sleep. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The pitch practice apparently continued after the meeting ended. For founders whose company story has been repeated often enough that the person building beside them has started to notice.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Pitching means presenting a business idea, often to potential investors or partners. Saying someone pitches in their sleep exaggerates how rehearsed and consuming that story has become. The co-founder's observation makes the joke feel like an inside report from the person most likely to have heard the presentation before.
For the founder whose co-founder knows the deck by heart.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Why is the co-founder the one reporting this habit?
They are likely to know the company's pitch and hear it repeatedly. That close perspective makes the exaggerated sleep report sound like an especially informed observation about the founder's routine.
Does the joke need a literal claim about sleep talking?
No. It exaggerates how practiced a pitch can become. The reference works for someone who can deliver the company story almost automatically, whether or not they have ever spoken while asleep.
