Valuation still compiling.
A billion-dollar startup ambition, with the current status left open.
Back · WhiteUnicorn in Progress. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The destination is ambitious. The progress indicator remains visible. For founders who can enjoy the scale of the dream without pretending the journey has already finished.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink. Rex, our voxel robot-beetle, joins the back print.
The joke, explained
In startup language, a unicorn is a privately held company valued at a billion dollars or more. In progress turns that status into an unfinished project. The joke combines an extravagant business ambition with a modest work-in-progress label, and Rex gives the ambition a small companion.
For the founder whose biggest milestone still has an open ticket.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Which kind of unicorn is still in progress?
The startup kind: a private company with a billion-dollar valuation. The status is deliberately unfinished here, letting the line hold ambition and a little self-awareness together.
Does this unicorn design feature Rex?
Yes. Rex, REGEX's voxel robot-beetle, appears with the back lettering. The original mascot is printed in the same ink as the rest of each chosen color.
