Outside is next in the queue.
A familiar offline reminder waits for one last software release.
Back · WhiteTouch Grass. (After This Deploy) Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The fresh air is on the agenda. The release appears to have priority. For builders who can agree with good advice while immediately negotiating the timing of it.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Touch grass is internet slang encouraging someone to step away from screens and reconnect with ordinary life. The parenthetical delays that sensible plan until after a deployment. The humor is the tiny negotiation: the wearer accepts the reminder but gives a software release the next place in line.
For the builder whose outdoor plans have a release dependency.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Why is the walk outside waiting for a deployment?
The wearer has accepted the offline reminder but added one more condition. That familiar postponement gives the internet phrase a developer's specific reason to stay at the screen a little longer.
Would this fit someone who keeps promising one last task?
Yes. The joke is recognizable to anyone who schedules a break just after the next piece of work. The deploy reference gives that ordinary negotiation a software-builder setting.
