The org chart is concise.
A billion-dollar startup ambition comes with an extremely short team list.
Back · WhiteOne-Person Unicorn. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The valuation goal is enormous. The company directory fits on one line. For solo builders who can appreciate the gap between a compact team and a very expansive ambition.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink. Rex, our voxel robot-beetle, joins the back print.
The joke, explained
A unicorn is a privately held startup valued at a billion dollars or more. Calling it one-person compresses that large business ambition into a single founder's workload. The humor lies in the scale mismatch, with Rex accompanying a vision in which the organization is tiny and the imagined outcome is not.
For the solo builder whose org chart is shorter than the roadmap.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
How does one person change the unicorn idea?
It puts a billion-dollar startup ambition beside a team of one. The contrast between a very small organization and an enormous target supplies the design's dry, founder-specific joke.
Is Rex part of this solo founder's back print?
Yes. Rex, the original REGEX voxel robot-beetle, joins the lettering on the back. The character uses the same ink as the rest of the selected color.
