The reminder became wearable.
A leadership request follows the developer out of the repository.
Back · WhiteMy CTO Told Me to Stop Pushing to Main. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The message was clear enough to print. The behavior may still need review. For developers who recognize a specific team reminder and the uncomfortable accuracy of being its intended audience.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Main is commonly a repository's primary branch, and teams may require changes to pass through review before reaching it. The design turns a technical leader's instruction into a personal confession. Its humor suggests the warning was memorable enough, or repeated enough, to become the wearer's defining anecdote.
For the developer who knows exactly which reminder this is.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
What is the CTO asking the developer to stop doing?
The instruction concerns pushing changes directly to the main branch. The joke gives a team workflow reminder a personal voice, as though the developer has heard this message quite clearly before.
Does the back actually include the CTO's reminder?
Yes. The back states that the CTO told the wearer to stop pushing to main. The clean chest carries the REGEX wordmark, keeping the longer confession on the reverse.
