Delegation looks good on you.
The assistant handling your correspondence is running on compute.
Back · WhiteMy Agent Will Contact You. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The celebrity brush-off has a new employee. This back print adds the crucial clarification that your agent is AI, for builders delegating the small talk.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
An agent traditionally means a person who represents someone professionally. In AI, an agent is software designed to carry out tasks using a model and other tools. The joke makes a polished social dismissal literal: the representative getting back to you is a software system.
For the builder whose assistant has its own task list.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Who is the agent in this handoff?
The back print explicitly says it is an AI. That clarification turns a familiar line about professional representation into a joke about delegating communication to software.
Does the back include the AI clarification?
Yes. The print starts with an apology, hands the conversation to the agent, and includes the AI parenthetical. The small REGEX wordmark appears on the chest.
