The idea already has a release plan.
A playful warning from someone who treats suggestions as things to build.
Back · WhiteDon’t Tempt Me, I’ll Ship It. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The suggestion was meant casually. A release may follow. For founders whose response to a tempting idea is to start considering what would have to happen before other people can use it.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Don't tempt me is a familiar warning that a suggestion may become action. Replacing that action with shipping gives it a software-builder meaning. The joke makes releasing a product sound like an impulsive response, turning a casual challenge into a very specific risk of something getting made.
For the founder who hears a dare and starts planning the launch.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Why does a suggestion sound dangerous to this builder?
The line implies that an appealing idea may trigger an actual release. Its humor treats making something available to users as an impulsive reaction to being given a tempting prompt.
Could this suit the friend who keeps starting side projects?
Yes. Someone who turns casual conversations into things to build should recognize it. The phrase lightly warns that discussing an idea may be all the encouragement their next project needs.
