The funnel is now wearable.
A familiar engagement prompt has moved off the feed and onto the back.
Back · BlackComment “Ship” and I’ll DM You. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The instructions are recognizable. The medium has become less convenient. For builders who have seen a useful resource arrive with a keyword, a comment request, and one more inbox step.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Some online posts ask readers to comment a keyword so the author can send a resource by direct message. The design uses that familiar engagement pattern with the builder word ship. Its humor comes from printing an interaction designed for a feed on a garment that has no comment box.
For the reader who knows exactly what happens after the keyword.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Where is the comment box for this printed call to action?
There is none, which is part of the joke. A familiar feed interaction becomes awkwardly literal when its keyword request and promised direct message move onto clothing.
Does the wearer owe anyone a direct message?
No actual message or resource is promised by the product. The line is a satire of engagement prompts, borrowing their recognizable structure without operating a real comment-to-message campaign.
